Astronomical sums for arseholes......

Ok, I promised a rant on Astronomers and here it is - they are as fake as Pamela Andersons bra contents. Theres not a shred of evidence to back up any of their wild claims, not a shred of science to help us believe that when the cusp of uranus is within spitting distance of Ursula Andress that all Leo´s will win the lottery. One of the highest paid members of a newspapers staff, these cheating bastards will have us beleive that the position of the stars have an effect on our lives as mortal humans and they prey on the stupid and dumb with their "celestial help-lines" at ten bob a minute or more.




Has anybody got the balls to have this idiotic profession outlawed! Its total and utter bunce in every respect and followers and practitioners alike need certifying. Studies have shown that astrologers trying to acertain a persons personality do no better than chance. They often have conflicting readings for the same chart and even the fact that bloody fairground fortune tellers exist at all is beyond me. Can you imagine taking career or relationship advice from someone randomly in the street? No. So why bother if that person is wearing a headscarf, a bag of pegs and asks you to cross their palms with silver. Give me a break. Now, a challenge..... I dare you to google your stars and try to find any two that say the same about the same time. Its complete bunkum - like candles in a house with electricity - and 80% of the contents of any Glastonbury bookshop. Get a life and a wash you petulli oiled time wasters. My opinion - Astrology, aura readings, anything which involves crystals and chanting, sitting in a circle on the floor and hemp - BIN THE LOT or do something good for humanity with your special powers like feeding the poor starving buggers around the world. Show me it works and I´ll convert - until then.....sod off.